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Rambler's Top100

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Balashikha.
Grocery store.


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Bottle of vodka.


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Two hundred rubles.


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How is it - two hundred?!
Yesterday it was still one hundred!


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Man, we have battle with alcohol! President announced!


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...do you not watch television?


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GROCERIES


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For Oligarch to be unable to buy vodka! No, in our time such thing did not happen...


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MosGaz? Find Mole and immediately to my place.


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And bring vodka! Three! No, four!


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No money? Put shoes on someone!

NOTE: "putting shoes on someone" means to rob by coercion, blackmail, etc.


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I have two news and both bad.
Firstly, plan with accidents did not work. They simply raised prices for vodka and started pouring doses of only 0.33L.


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Secondly, we have absolutely no money.


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Balashikha.
Black Oligarch's lair.


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We must steal petroleum company, Boss!


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I can dig underneath!


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You are idiots. Now I have no strength. Oligarch can steal only from weak.


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And now, strength is on their side.


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Then let us weaken them, Boss!


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I can dig underneath!


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We will strike from without and from within.


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Listen to my plan...


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Baltic Sea.


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It is ship, MosGaz!


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I think it will suit us!


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Who is there?


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MosGaz! Ecological review!


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What is this, pirate capture?!


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Affirmative, Captain Obvious!


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Boss, ship is ours. You can begin to raise fuss.


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'Ello, this is television? In Baltic Sea was captured Russian ship!


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'Ello, this is radio?


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Captured Russian ship was transporting weapons!


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Israeli Intelligence Services prevented delivery to Iran of Russian nuclear weapons. Russia's reputation is again damaged.


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Well then, now it is your word, Mole-Man.


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Strike from within!


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Such pretty...


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It is even shame to break...


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Sayano-Shushenskaya Hydroelectric Station


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BLAP
BZDATS


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Need to close shutters! Or we are fu..ed!


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Shutters not lowering! Something interferes!


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Again you?


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You will not be able to interfere with me!


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Gryzlov Man!


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He will come and silently fix everything!


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Close shutters!


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Thanks to you, Gryzlov Man!


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F..k!
We are saved!


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As result of accident, Sayano-Shushenskaya Hydroelectric Station has been stopped. Economy of Russia suffers serious blow.


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Good job, Mole...


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I already feel my strength returning to me...


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Look, it is Gryzlov Man!


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He will come and silently tie us up!


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All is going according to plan, Boss. He is already here. On final approach.


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Outstanding, MosGaz! Proceed as we discussed.


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Well, this is it, Gryzlov Man!


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Now it is Lid for you!


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CONTINUATION FOLLOWS


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He will come and silently fix everything.

B.G.